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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Israel extends an olive branch to terrorists

Jul 13 9:20 AM US/Central

by Bill Kerr
Passionate America News Inventor

Moore, OK

Israel extended an olive branch to terrorists early this mourning saying they would stop attacking if they unconditionally surrendered, stopped hating Jews, or killed themselves.

There was no immediate response from the Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad, because he is cowering in a hole. Hezbollah's leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah was smiling and confident at a press conference in his cave in southern Beirut, "We will win this war, because we will kill all of the infidel..." The press conference was cut short by a half ton bomb.

A Hamas terrorist leader Mohammed Deif gave a brief statement before he underwent four hours of spinal surgery to save his life after an Israeli bombing raid. Mohammed Deif was quoted as saying, "Aaawaaa my f**king leg, I can't feel my toes!"

Israel announced that time was running out on their offer and urged terrorists throughout the Middle East kiss their own ass’s goodbye.

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