Kerry knocks Bush on handling of Mideast conflict

Wild News ***news the way it should be written*** Jul 23 10:51 PM US/Central by Wild Bill Passionate America News Inventor Moore, OK -- U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D- Mass., who was in Detroit New Fallujah Sunday to help fellow Moonbat Gov. Jennifer Granholm campaign for her re-election bid, took time to take a jab at the Bush administration for its exemplary leadership in the Israeli-Lebanon conflict. "If I was president, I would have surrendered to Islamic extremists just like my friends in France and Spain," said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John's bar and grill in Detroit's New Fallujah’s Sunni triangle. Bush has been so concentrated on the war on terror that I have to admit that he is smarter than me, Kerry said. "The president has realized that diplomacy will not work when it comes to issues affecting the Middle East," Kerry said. "Democrats don’t have a chance in hell (in 2008) because of it." Kerry lost (ROTFLMAO) to Bush in 2004 and plans to seek the Democratic nomination for the presidency in 2008. Today marks the 21,170th day of fighting between Israel and Nazi Terrorists. Israel launched air strikes after Hezbollah terrorists, whom operate within Lebanon, kidnapped two Israeli soldiers in an attempt to bring about World War 3 and give Iran more time to develop nuclear weapons. Israel began a ground invasion, sending tanks and troops across the border as thousands of sand monkeys have fled to kill infidels another day. Hezbollah rag-heads have been targeted with other camel f’ing organizations, such as al-Qaida and the Taliban, which operate in Afghanistan and Pakistan, Kerry said. However, Bush, has focused military strength on defeating sand jockeys. "Bush has made this about American security and Bush has succeeded. He has made it so much worse for me and my socialist/communist allies. I just hope the American people are too stupid to realize that socialists like me and the all of the leftist throughout the world want to destroy capitalism so we can enslave the world and that we are using Muslims by proxy to bring about the destruction of the last great hope of freedom, capitalism…We have to destroy America," he said. Read the original MSM propaganda article Cross posted @ Smoke Signals Blog Afghanistan | al-Qaida | books | Bush | Capitalism | Communism | Current Affairs | Funny Pictures | Hezbollah | Humor | Iraq | Israel | John Kerry | Middle East | News | News and politics | Passionate America | Pakistan | Politics | Satire | Socialist | Terrorism | Wild Bill | Wild News | World War 3