Wild Bill: Where have you been?

I'm back, The liberals got into my wife's head and she kicked me out. But I'm back home now. I guess the Femi-Nazi brainwashing shit(I wanna be independent, I don't need a man) only applies while there are no jars to open, or bugs to kill, or bills to be paid, or dragons to be slayed. So she told me that she didn't think we were going to work out and I should leave. The next day, I get a phone call that I need to watch the kids so she can go to work, (Work to a woman=a place to meet guys) When she found out that I would not be a babysitter anymore, she called DHS (Department of Human Services). DHS could not help her with daycare, so she called me and got pissy saying that if I would not watch the kids while she went to work (to flirt with guys) she was gonna call the police and say I had abondoned the family. That's was the first time I had heard her say the word family in two years. I told her, "You kicked me out! I didn't abondoned the family, you abondoned the family, I am not a babysitter, I am your husband, I am our kids father.) I told her that she would have to treat me different before I came home. So after a few days off from her job, because she did not have anyone to watch the kids, she decides that she wants to treat me better. So I am back, hopfully this time for good. Update: I will be back to regular hard core posting on monday, after I re-hook up the hi-speed and the wirless network at my house. I kind of discountected it all when I was told to leave. Update #2: My wife read this post, and got a little upset. She doesn't want me to write about our pesonal life. So just to clarify, I am having personal problems so please disregard the rest of this post.