Blog Boxing: Wild Bill vs. Poor_Statue

I dicovered this post on Convince Me after the author posted a comment on Passionate America. What follows is pure gold. These are the type of interactions that I have dreams about. So I just had to post this online debate for all to see. Let's get ready to RUMBLE! In the Left corner, the challenger, wearing the yellow highlighted text,a Liberal Math teacher by day and a Conservative punching bag by night, Ladies and Retrosexuals let's here it for Poor_Statue. (BOOOOOOOOOO) And in the Right corner wearing the bold right leaning text weighing in at 190lbs, hailing from Midwest City, Oklahoma, the Man who's posts have been described as "That is some funny shit!" a man that is on a mission to save the world from Liberalism, a gaint in his own mind (and many more minds each and every day) a man that needs no introduction (but we are going to do it anyway) Commies hate him but conseratives find themselves strangely attracted to him (sometimes in a sexual way!) Passionate America blogger champion WILD BILL.(And the crowd goes WILD) Things you have to believe to be a Republican today: Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. Saddam was never a good guy, only the lesser of two evils at the time we were fighting Iran. [Can you find Bin Laden?] Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. Cuba is being punished for allowing the Soviet Union to place nuclear missiles 60 miles of the coast of FL. [and because Fidel is a barking-moonbat] The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. The UN is in the United States maybe they should get out of us.[the UN does not understand a simple conservative principle: do what you say and mean what you say] A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. Killing a child is not a choice, it is murder. What decisions do multi-national corporations make that is affecting all of mankind? (And do not tell me global warming because that is a crock.) Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. The majority of Republicans do not hate homosexuals or Hillary Clinton. We just strongly disagree with [Liberal] agendas. Disagreement does not equal hate. Where as the majority of Democrats [and/]or Liberals really...hate Bush. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. Who cut veterans' benefits and combat pay? [not GWB, I seem to remember a certain moonbat saying,] "I voted for the $87 billion before I voted against it." --John Fn Kerry If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. If abstinence were taught in home schools, teenage birth rates would drop [to] almost nil. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies then demand their cooperation and money. Which of our allies is not in the coalition? Let me guess France, Germany, and Russia? [Some Allies] And how much money did each of these so-called allies make illegally in the UN oil for food scandal? Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism. Why can't you provide your own health care that is what freedom is all about? When the economy and security concerns stabilize in Iraq, when people can go to the police station without being blown up [by Terrorists] Iraqis will pay for their own health care... HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. You should have the best interest of yourself and your family at heart. It is not the HMO and Insurance companies’ job to manage how you spend/save your money. It is your responsibility to be able to afford the best healthcare for yourself and family. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. OMG, the dreaded Global Warming myth! What report can you show me that proves that Global Warming (myth) as been proven to cause cancer? I will agree that tobacco does greatly increase your chances of getting cancer. (See we do agree on something.} If you send your child to a government run school, the government run school should also teach creationism. About 82% of the US population is Christian. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. There you go with the Bush Lied crap. What did he lie about?...On the other hand, Clinton was not impeached for having an extramarital affair; he was impeached for lying under oath. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. What part of the internet does the government censor that is not national security related? Gays have the [same] right to marry just like every other American. Gay men can marry women and Gay women can marry men. Just like everyone else. [Sounds fair to me] The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. Well get together a Grand Jury and they can examine Bush's driving record and when he is called in front of the Grand jury, I will almost 100% bet you that he answers every question they ask truthfully. Hillary was being investigated by a Grand Jury. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery. [This point] I almost totally agree with. I lost a lot of respect for Rush after the drug thing and I will make no excuse for what he did. If they decide to prosecute him, then he should do the time if that is what the jury decides. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. Here is an area that I am not qualified to address. I have no idea what you are talking about. [Are you making an ubscure reference to The Patroit Act?] What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. If someone is campaigning to become Commander-in-Chief almost everything that can be dug up and is found factual should be presented. [Even under what circumstances Kerry received his three Purple Hearts!] Friends don't let friends vote Republican. Republicans do not believe "Friends don't let friends vote Republican!" Had to crack a joke Good questions it only took me 10 minutes to answer them. Keep posting at my site and you will slowly feel that mental disease (Liberalism) you have disappear. Thanks for entertaining me. And the WINNER by TKO, and still the champ WILD BILL!