Six Flags Muslims Only Day, Allah Approved!

Six Flags Great Adventure Muslims Only Day Muslims (and only Muslims) are invited to join us on September 17th for the first annual Muslims Only Day! On this great day (Praise Allah!) will rename the Park Six Flags Allah Adventures! Wear your Headscarf’s and Burkes and receive half price admission. Special attractions for Muslims will be featured at the park like; Hide the WMDs, Zionist Conspiracy, Down with the wall, 75 virgins for Martyrdom, Bomb the Infidel, and of course the ever popular WACK THE IRAQ! Prove that you are Muslim enough and receive a free how to start your own American Jihad Handbook. Show your spirit by wearing your I support Hammas shirt! Imam Zaid Shakir will lead the Friday afternoon prayers at 2 p.m., the comedy routine "Allah Made Me Funny" will show twice, Comedian Azhar Usman will perform, and "Alhamdulillah, the entire park is reserved for Muslims only!" Tickets on sale now but they are going fast! 10,000 Muslims are expected to attend. Get your tickets today (Praise Allah!) Wow sounds fun, but I cannot go, I am an INFIDEL! Update (9/15 4:16PM): Blogs of War has a great post and a funny picture about this story. The Great Muslim Adventure Day Amy Ridenour's National Center Blog has more No Jews or Christians Allowed Little Red Blog shows its Fury over Muslim Only day at Six Flags Great Adventure Right Thinking Girl has this post Great Adventure's "Muslim's Only" Day