Worlds First Breakup via PowerPoint

This could be the first ever breakup via PowerPoint. (Requires PowerPoint or a Microsoft plug-in) Laura, I know you hate surprises but I had to send this to you. Yes, it is sad and funny at the same time, but the reasons for this breakup--I believe--reflect a large number of divorces and breakups in today’s FemiNazi society. Do you know of friends or family that have divorced or broken up recently? What were the causes of the breakup?