Is Yasser Arafat Dead?

The Israelis say he is dead. The Palestinians say he is not dead. A reporter at President Bush’s press conference said he is dead. The French say he is in a coma. This is London says he is brain dead. I think he has been brain dead for at least 20 years. The stock market gains on Yassar's reported death. Is Yasser Arafat Dead?. Bush said, 'God Bless his soul' (doesn't Bush mean, Allah Bless his soul?) I am going out on a limb here, but I will officially declare, "Yasser Arafat is dead! The TERRORIST is dead! Stick a fork in him Allah, Yasser Arafat is DEAD!" Update 1: If you were a virgin, how disappointed would you be to find out that Yasser Arafat would be the one to de-flower you? 72 virgins cry tonight.