Save Polar Bears from Global Warming
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Oh my God! I thought Global Warming was just a fraud invented by the moonbats to frighten people into giving them money. Seems I might be wrong. Glogal Warming is going to kill all of the cartoon polar bears. See for yourself.
What will we do if we don't have cartoon polar bears to entertain us? We have to stop Global Warming before there are no polar bears left to enjoy a refreashing beverage.
What are we gonna do? If there are no cartoon polar bears who will drink all the Coke?
Update: N.Z. Bear at The Truth Laid Bear your days are numbered. Global Warming is coming to get you and your little squirrel friend too.
Update #2: It seems some evil conservatives are spreading lies saying, Global Warming is actually "Good for Polar Bears." Those lying bastards. If Al Gore says Global Warming is going to kill polar bears and all the other living creatures on the earth, then that's all the proof I need. After all Gore invented the internet, you gotta be really smart to do something like that.
Update #3: We can save them. We just need some drastic breakthroughs in alternate energy sources. Moonbats are so smart.
Iowa Hawk has a list of Ten Things You Can Do To Save The Planet and the polar bears.
Update #4: I might be overreacting. Polar bears not so hard up after all. Seems they might be able to adapt. Polar Bears just need more ice cold Coke!
Update #5: Freinds of Animals has started a Petition for Federal Protection for Polar Bears. Excert:
Friends of Animals urges the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to take immediate action to address the threats faced by polar bears (Ursus maritimus) due to the effects of global warming.What a great idea, it is sure to save cartoon polar bear too.