Top 10 reason why my blog loads slow!
Are we there yet?
Yes I know my blog loads slower than the line at the DMV! Here are the top ten reasons why I believe my blog is slower than molasses:
10. I forgot to pay my Blogger bill.
9. GLOBAL WARMING. Damn those sheep farts!
8. It’s an evil Zionist conspiracy.
7. Microsoft (nuff said.)
6. My spelling errors are confusing the server.
5. Glenn Reynolds is out to get me.
4. Bush ordered the NSA to wiretap my blog.
3. Blogger gives higher priority to real blogs, not pretend blogs.
2. The high price of gas is effecting the internet.
And the #1 reason why my blog loads slow! I’m just a cheap bastard and you get what you pay for.