Muslim Has Lightbulb Removed From His…Inbox
(originally posted @ Euphoric Reality by Kit)
This one’s a classic. I thought Muslims weren’t supposed to lie.
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Ya think? Here’s the best part.
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn’t know the bulb was there.
Right. This is almost too easy. It’s self-fisking. Problem is, I’m laughing too hard.
The doctor treating Mohammad said he’d never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon’s story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
“Hey, Achmed! Let’s drug Mohammad and stick a lightbulb in his bum! It’ll be great fun!”