Earth notifies Planet Moonbat of Eminent Terrorist Attack

Moonbats in Space Episode 1: The Menace to Society On the left side of the galaxy far far away from reality... The phone rings, ryan from planet Moonbat answers his phone: ryan: Hello? Earth: Hello ryan, this is the director of the NSA on Earth. I'm calling to warn you of an eminent terrorist attack that is about to destroy planet Moonbat! ryan: How did you get this number? Earth: That's not important, what is important is that your world is about to be destroyed and we have intercepted a phone conversation between President Ahhaaamydaineajihad from planet Iran and a private citizen of planet Moonbat that clearly point to a plot to destroy.... ryan: Wait a minute, wait a damn minute, first don't call this number before 2pm. I party all night long and I don't roll out of bed before 2. Second how in the hell did you get this number? Earth: Are you listening? I'm trying to give you information that can save your planet! ryan: Lookie here asshole, don't change the subject. Answer my question! Earth: Can you put someone on the phone that isn't retarded? ryan: Why you gotta call me names? Earth: I didn't call you a name, I asked if you could put someone on the phone that is not retarded. ryan: You just did it again. If you're gonna start calling me names then I'm not listening to you. Earth: I didn't start the name calling you did! ryan: I did not. Earth: Would you like me to play back the recording of this conversation, you called me an asshole. ryan: Are you recording this phone call? Earth: Yes. ryan: Did you just say, "yes?" Earth: aaahhh Yes! you cares your planet is about to blow up and you are worried that I am recording this phone call? ryan: If my life partner Steve finds out I was at a party having sex with 3 hot guys last night, when I told him I was at my 3rd step father's house I'm gonna be in big trouble. Earth: Steve won't care about your gay stories if you are dead. ryan: Are you threatening me? Earth: No President Ahhaaamydaineajihad from planet Iran is. ryan: If you don't erase that tape right now I'm going to call my lawyer and he will sue your ass. Have you ever heard of the right to privacy? Earth: Do you even care that your entire planet including you are about to die. ryan: There you go again threatening me. Earth: Will you please put someone on the phone that has at least 2 active brain cells? ryan: Will you please respect my privacy? Oh I almost forgot, how did you get this number? Earth: I'm hanging up now. ryan: Just like an evil homophobic Nazi Earthling, you can't answer my question so you threaten to hang up the phone. ANSWER THE QUESTION! Earth: Enjoy the last hour of your life ba-bye. (click) 59 minutes and 31 seconds later... ryan: Are you going to answer the question? Don't pretend to be a dial tone Nazi. If you don't answer the question then that means I'm right and you’re wrong. If you don't answer the question by the time I count to ten I'm hanging up. Alright I'm going to start counting now. 1...2...3...4...5...6...I'm almost at 10, you better answer the question...7...8...9.....10 GOODBYE ASSHBOOOOM!!! Update: Thanks to The Jawa Report for the link. Howie, may the force be with you. Thanks to Black George Bush for the adding a link to this post in the comment section of this post over at LGF. More Moonbats in Space: Episode 2: Crack for the Drones