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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Bush has a clone?

Funny Bush clone picture
This explains alot!

I always wondered how the moonbats could describe Bush as an idiot and a genius at the same time. Now it is obvious. Bush has a clone and he's funny as hell!

Hot Air has the video.

Bloggledygook has something to say about Steve Colbert's crappy attempt at humor.

The Moderate Voice seems to think Colbert's satire was more biting. Bitting my ass!

Mauer a moonbat that thinks Bill Mauer is the man, posts Stephen Colbert Indicts Bush and His Gang. What do you expect from a guy with a site about Bill Mauer? He must be high on his own farts!

Update: I made a boo boo. It seems that the Mauer blog is not about Bill Mauer, it about Barry Mauer. Which begs the question, "Who the f#$% is Barry Mauer!" After some agonizing research it I have discovered that Barry Mauer is a guy with 2 more visitors per day to his blog than me. Also, I believe he has a fetish that involves monkeys and bananas.

Nothing to worry about, Let's make lemonade.

I’ve been worrying a lot lately. I think I’m actually making myself sick worrying so much. So I decide to make a list of each of my worries and then examine each of them. An optimist once said, “If life gives you lemons, squeeze the shit out of them, add some water and sugar, and find a way to sell it so you can make some money.” Well maybe that’s not how the saying goes, but I’m not going to worry myself to death about it. Let’s see if we can spin some of my worries into positives before my head explodes.

Wild Bill’s list of lemons:

Gas prices are high.
Illegal aliens are invading America.
Iran wants to destroy Israel and America.
Iran might have nuclear weapons.
America is becoming a socialist nation.
The government steals about 50% of my income through taxes.
Who is going to be the next American Idol?

Let’s make some lemonade:

  1. Gas prices are high. Why should we worry about high gas prices? I mean isn’t that why we elected our leaders in Washington. Let them worry. I’ve got better things to do.

    We should trust our government when they tell us that the real reason gas prices are high is because the greedy gas companies are gouging us. Those greedy oil executives have no right to make a buck. The government should take control of the gas companies. Venezuela took control of all the gas companies in their country and look how well that has worked out. And besides why should we pay for what we use when we can force people to give it to us for free?

  2. Illegal aliens are invading America. First “aliens” is such a negative word. How about illegal immigrations? That sounds better, but what if we stop calling immigrants illegal. Illegal just sounds so mean; undocumented is a much better word. Undocumented immigrants, now we’re getting somewhere, but we can make it even sweeter. There are many racists in this country, (conservatives) and they hate immigrants. Immigrants come here to work. What if we call them workers? Undocumented workers, that’s all they are.

    Next invading, that sounds bad. The dictionary defines invade as to enter by force in order to conquer or pillage. This isn’t an invasion, undocumented workers are not here to conquer or pillage. How can they be here to conquer? The pamphlet I got at the peaceful immigrant rally the other day said that most of America is really Mexico anyway.

    Undocumented workers are just coming home and what kind of hate mongers are we not to welcome them home with open arms. If anything all white people should go back to Europe. Now that is some tasty lemonade.

  3. Iran wants to destroy Israel and America. Why in the hell should I get my panties up in a bunch about Israel? That’s a long way from America. If Iran destroys Israel and pushes all the Jews into the ocean I still have bills to pay. I bet if we just leave Iran alone they will start to like us again. Global warming is much more important than some petty squabble in the Middle East. I’m sure if we just talk more with Iran we’ll find out that we have a lot in common. Like Rodney King said, “Can’t we all just get along?

  4. Iran might have nuclear weapons. And why shouldn’t they? America has nukes. I’m pretty sure we have some just laying around on some evil warmongers desk at the Pentagon. Why don’t we just FedEx a few of our nukes to Iran, then we will know for sure that Iran has nukes and we won’t have to worry anymore about whether they do or don’t? I feel better already.

  5. America is becoming a socialist nation. This one really had me worried. Socialism has failed everywhere it has been tried, so I did a little research to see why that is. It seems that the reason socialism has always failed is because it was never done right. If America does one thing good it’s fixing things that are broke, so I know that if any country is going to do socialism right it’s going to be the USA. The greatest thing about socialism is that we will all have to agree before anything gets done. Think of all the things we can do when we all agree. I think someone spiked my lemonade.

  6. The government steals about 50% of my income through taxes. I think I solved this problem with #5. We just need socialism, and then I can choose not to work, which means I won’t have a paycheck that will be taxed!

    Socialism will get rid of the government and we won’t have anyone telling us what to do. Socialism will provide everything I need. There will be no leaders in a true socialist society, we will all be equally miserable happy. Lemonade for everyone, but I’d rather not make it.

  7. Who is going to be the next American Idol? Now that I’ve eliminated all of my other worries I can become completely consumed in what is really important, “Who will be the next American Idol?” I think it should be Chris, but now that we are all happy little socialist we must vote unanimously. And while I’m waiting for us all to agree, I think I’ll have another slightly euphoric glass of lemonade. Hey, who is the wise-ass that filled my glass with Kool-Aid?

What are your lemons and how can we turn them into lemonade?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Is Brad Pitt John Galt?

Looks like Brad Pitt might be John Galt!

Is Brad Pitt John Galt?
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Monday, April 24, 2006

Rising gas prices hit poor hardest

Who is John Galt?

The mushroom cloud is on its way!

Who is John Galt?

Global warming is going to kill us all!

Who is John Galt?

Iran says US to be humiliated if it attacks

Who is John Galt?

Illegal Aliens Are Invading America!

Who is John Galt?

Republicans urge Bush to probe high gasoline costs

Who is John Galt?

Should Zacarias Moussaoui Get The Death Penalty?

Who is John Galt?

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Amerexanada, pledge Spanish Translation

Amerexanada, pledge of allegiance in Spanish

On Tuesday, April 11, 2006 I posted Amerexanada, If you can't beat em, join em! In that post I wrote a new pledge of allegiance for our new nation:
Here is our new Amerexanada anthem,
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of Amerexanada
And to our nation
For which we capitulated
Three nations, joined together
Moving closer to socialism for all.

Can anyone translate our new national anthem to Spanish and Canadian, I would hate to not be all inclusive.

Stevin from ionetic sent me this translation
A translation for you, in Spanish:

Prometo lealtad a la bandera
De Amerexanada y a nuestra nacion
Para la cual capitulamos tres naciones
Junto mudanza unida mas cercano
Al socialismo para todos.

Thanks for the translation Stevin, I would feel really bad if the Spanish speaking citizens of Amerexanda could not say the pledge.

I'm still waiting for someone to translate the pledge into Canadian!



Monday, April 10, 2006

Amerexanada, If you can't beat em, join em!

Here is an idea for our new Amerexanada flag.

Our government (and by "our" I mean America) does not have the balls to stop illegal aliens from breaking our laws. Americans had better just get use to the loss of our sovereignty. I figure if you can’t beat em, join em! Hell we don’t really have borders anymore, we are just one big nation. We can call our new nation Amerexanada. Here is an idea for our new Amerexanada flag.

Amerexanada flag

I'm working on the lyrics of our new national anthem. Got any ideas?

Update: Here is our new Amerexanada anthem,
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of Amerexanada
And to our nation
For which we capitulated
Three nations, joined together
Moving closer to socialism for all.

Can anyone translate our new national anthem to Spanish and Canadian, I would hate to not be all inclusive.

Update #2: Glenn Reynolds is kicking around the idea Annex Mexico?

And I suspect that if the Reconquista advocates somehow did get their way, and the Southwest United States became a new Northern Mexico, we'd soon have illegal immigrants crossing over into Kansas and Oklahoma for opportunity, because the Mexican political culture would have ruined things in Arizona and Texas just like it's already ruined them further south.
Sorry Glenn, but illegal immigrants have already crossed over into Oklahoma. How do you think I found Pepe?

Update #3: Support your new country with the Amerexanada t shirt.

Amerexanada t shirt

Update #4: Howie at The Jawa Report sends some link love.



Sunday, April 09, 2006

I want a golden ticket!

My blogging buddy Skerdog got a golden ticket. Where's mine?

Click to print your very own FEMA Golden Ticket

That sucks, I guess I don't qualify. I could re-register as a Democrat. bwaaahahaha!


Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Cynthia McKinney Song by Wild Bill

I'm going straight to hell for this one.

Cynthia McKinney, I hope you like the song I wrote just for you.

I'm sure my political aspirations just went up in smoke. How long do you think I have before the NAACP holds a press conference and calls me a racist? Here is the mp3--The Cynthia McKinney Song preformed by Wild Bill

Put it on your iPod or mp3 player and share it with your friends.

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Wild Bill sings a song about his day yesterday.

I bet you didn't know I am a singer/song writter.

Here's my new song. I think it's a #1 hit!

Sometimes I crack myself up. Here is the mp3--Wild Bill's House is on Fire MP3

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Talented guy plays piano with his balls!

Now this takes talent!

(via Brainster's Blog)

I wish I could get paid to play the piano with my balls like this guy.


Helicopter shot down in Iraq, pictures and video

**Warning links on this post contain graphic and disturbing content.**

The Terrorist sons-a-bitches have shot down a US helicopter killing 2 US servicemen. CNN will write a story describing the pictures and video--U.S. military: Video of copter crash site 'despicable'--but they won't give you a link to what they believe they should protect you from. Excerpt from CNN story:

The video shows what appears to be a helicopter ablaze -- and later with no flames -- and insurgents dragging what appears to be "part of" a burning body away from the wreckage.

Hey CNN you have seen the video and pictures and of course CNN knows better than an individual what we should or should not see. Here is the link to the pictures and video from the so-called insurgents (translation TERRORISTS!) If you do not want to see the pictures and video then do not click the link.

If you have a problem with me putting a link to this footage on this site then don't look at it and leave. I believe these pictures and video show just what we are up against and demonstrate what could happen to all of us if we give up and don't hunt down and kill every last one of these TERRORIST BASTARDS!

*Update: The Jawa Report has more on this story: Helicopter Pilot Video


Wednesday, April 05, 2006

The Mystery of the Magical Burning Trashcan

Who poured the ashtray out?

(scroll down for updates and pictures)

When you leave your latchkey kid home for two hours after school, what is the number one thing you would tell him not to do while he is home alone. I’ll give you a little time to think about that. Alright times up. That’s right you guessed it. The number one request most parents make of their kids while home alone is to NOT BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Well take a guess about what I came home to today. No the house was not burnt down, but the trashcan, a big section of the carpet, and the side of the cabinet were the trashcan sits was burnt to a crisp. If you can imagine the smell of burnt trash and plastic you’ll start to understand what we are still dealing with right now. Almost everything in the house is covered in a thin coating of smoke and fire extinguisher dust.

Now here is where the mystery starts. We are pretty sure of who started the fire, because he is the same person that put it out with the fire extinguisher from under the sink. What is puzzling is the story he came up with to explain the unfortunate incident.

He claims that he was cooking Ramen Noodles when they boiled over, caught the store on fire, and he tried to put it out by pouring it into the trashcan. Sounds possible until you start to examine the evidence. First the pan that he cooked it in mysteriously returned itself completely without any burn marks to the cupboard where it belongs. Second the stove shows no signs of any fire damage or the so called boil over that caused the mysteriously absent stove fire. Thirdly, all the ash trays in the house magically have been emptied and there were cigarette ashes on the floor next to the burnt section of carpet where the trash can used to reside.

If I was Encyclopedia Brown—and when I was younger I thought I was—I would come to the conclusion that the fire was started by throwing lit cigarettes or something that had been set on fire (like paper) into the trashcan. The most likely scenario is that my son was smoking a cigarette, someone knocked at the door, he put the cigarette out in the ashtray, poured the ashtray into the trashcan to hide the evidence, answered the door, and then the trashcan caught on fire. For some reason I’m just not buying the Ramen Noodle fire.

What sounds more likely, Ramen Noodle fire or lit cigarettes dumped into the trashcan? This is definitely a mystery worthy of Encyclopedia Brown. I’ll have pictures of the damage tomorrow.

Update: Here are two pictures of the damage after we cleaned up.

The first picture shows just how close the fire was to the couch, my laptop, and my copy of Glenn Reynolds book An Army of Davids. Maybe it was Glenn's book that started the fire!

At least my son wasn't hurt and stayed calm enough to put the fire out with the fire extinguisher. He could have just ran out of the house and watched while the entire apartment building went up in flames. He might make a great fire fighter some day, as long as he is putting out fires that he didn't start.

Update #2: I wrote a song about the fire, wanna hear it? Here it go!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Is Cynthia McKinney former Little Rascals star Buckwheat?

Could Capital Hill Police have simply been wanting an autograph?

Is Cynthia McKinney really former Little Rascals star Buckwheat?

I'm just saying look at the pictures. Is it possible that the Capital Hill police officer that stopped Cynthia McKinney had mistaken her for the former Little Rascals star Buckwheat and simply wanted an autograph? Or was it racism like Cynthia McKinney believes? Or was the officer just doing his job? Or did Cynthia hit the officer because he is white? I'm just saying there are a lot of questions that still need to be answered!



Sunday, April 02, 2006

PA New Blog Find

Just found this new blog.

Stevin started his blog ionetic about a week ago and he's already taught me that I don't want a Lumpkin!


Oklahoma State Capital Rally Against Illegal Aliens

Are all these Americans racists because they want imagrants to obey the law?

Here are the pictures I took today at a rally against illegal aliens at the Oklahoma State Capital. All of the major news channels were there FOX, ABS, CBS, and NBS. I'll watch the news tonight and give you an update on what local Oklahoma media had to say about the Pro-legal immigration rally. My favorite Oklahoma talk radio station, KTOK was there also. The pictures speak for themselves. I didn't ask the people at the rally, "Why they hated Mexicans?" I was afraid they wouldn't understand my sarcasm.

I would rather associate with these law abiding Americans anyday than give one more tax dollar to these law breakers.

I spoke with a man from the Minuteman Project and told him I appreciate his help at the border. Does that make me a racist?

I especially like the picture of the Loa-American lady talking to a local reporter. Her sign explains exactly how I feel about illegal aliens. Legal immigrants consider themselves Americans not Mexicans.

The last picture is my favorite, because it is of my two boys holding the American flag at the rally with their Dad.

So far these are the local news stories I have found about the rally.

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